[Mercedes] At my hotel

Wed Apr 1 14:58:00 EDT 2026

FIBs in Indiana. FIBTAB in Wisconsin. F*cking Illinois Bastard Towing A Boat.

Rick
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It’s where all the FIBs (F*cking Illinois Bastards) go for their summer vacations. Go to the lake/cabin, whatever, they make a mass pilgrimage every summer.

-D

On Apr 1, 2026, at 10:30 AM, Kaleb Striplin via Mercedes <mercedes at okiebenz.com> wrote:

I bet this area up here is beautiful in the later spring/summer. Right now it’s still somewhat frozen with lots of snow piled up everywhere and frozen bodies of water.

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On Apr 1, 2026, at 12:05 PM, dan penoff.com via Mercedes <mercedes at okiebenz.com> wrote:

 Same reason why in a WI city of 50,000 there are at least 10 cardiologists. At least that was the deal when I lived in Sheboygan.

-D

On Apr 1, 2026, at 10:01 AM, Andrew Strasfogel via Mercedes <mercedes at okiebenz.com> wrote:

Will someone please explain the mass balance fallacy whereby consumption of an 8 oz. pastry results in a 16 oz. weight gain?

On Wed, Apr 1, 2026 at 11:40 AM Bob Rentfro via Mercedes <mercedes at okiebenz.com<mailto:mercedes at okiebenz.com>> wrote:
And then you’ll have to buy the adjacent seat  and a belt extender.

AZ/MI Bob

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> On Apr 1, 2026, at 8:27 AM, dan penoff.com<http://penoff.com/> via Mercedes <mercedes at okiebenz.com<mailto:mercedes at okiebenz.com>> wrote:
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> You just justified your trip. Now you’ll need to have some bratwurst for lunch or dinner with copious amounts of a local beer. Don’t forget to pick up some summer sausage while you’re there, too.
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> -D
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